My Husband Is Never Around: Where’s Waldo?

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When my first kid was about three months old I reached my breaking point. I was downright exhausted and needed my husband, Ross, to pick up some slack. (Let me preface this by saying that Ross is a great guy. This happened during the early days of parenting when 'he just didn't get it.') One time, I remember telling him that all I cared about was stepping on some sort of exercise apparatus, improving my overall hygiene, and getting a few hours of shuteye. At the end of the day, he was no where in sight. Where's Waldo? I called him on his cell and of course he said he was on his way shortly. And what did I hear in the background? I could swear it sounded suspiciously like a combination of Golden Tee and a keg being tapped.

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Is Jessica and Eric’s Relationship Ready for Baby?

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Jessica Simpson, who is a few weeks away from giving birth to a baby girl, opened up about her sex life with fiancé Eric Johnson on Ryan Seacrest's radio show. "I am definitely feeling intimate. I'm kind of unstoppable right now." She added that former NFL pro Johnson is definitely game. "He's always ready." Now for the big question - Is Jessica and Eric's overall relationship ready for the baby?

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Caring for a Newborn: Welcome to The Twilight Zone

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This period is short, but it can be savage. As new parents, we often experience fear, extreme sleep deprivation and cluelessness. We wind up bickering more than ever before. It’s like we just entered The Twilight Zone. Why? The answer is simple. There is a newborn in the house.

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