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	Ten O'Clock Shoulder Tap As you sink into bed after a long day of work and dealing with the kids, does 'it' start inching over to your side of the bed? Does your husband give you the Ten O' Clock Shoulder Tap? You're not alone. Wives everywhere are subjected to The Tap - considered by many men to be a form of foreplay, considered by most women to be anything but.
	Training Weekend Have a husband who just doesn't get it? Try this Navy SEALS type experience for dads. Leave him to man the kid and house ropes on his own for 48 hours (no calling 1-800-Grandma). Chances are you'll return to a whole new man - an enormously appreciative and helpful husband and newly confident dad.
	It's Never Good Enough
	Run Rabbit Run! Just another night in suburbia...
	Clash of the Grannies Are you ready to rumble? Are your in-laws and parents competing in the "who will have the greatest influence on the grandkids" tournament? Who's winning "The Title Championship" (who gets to be called 'Grandma')? The Battle for Floor and Wall Space? The Battle for Face Time?
	Join the Revolution Feeling overwhelmed? Feeling bad because the house is always a mess and you haven't booked the moonbounce for your kid's birthday party, which is still six months away? Save yourself! Lower your standards and end the Uber-Mama insanity. Leave the mess. Bring back Pin the Tail on the Donkey. Limit the contents of all goodie bags to a sticker and a fruit snack. Join the revolution and help spread the word!
	The Family Pack Mule Definition: What a man becomes when kids hit the scene - just another poor bastard at the airport.